This
post is dedicated to my mom, my favorite person to laugh with and my favorite
person to watch the Real Housewives with.
Here is my list of the top ten ways the Real Housewives are just like toddlers:
1. Lisa
refuses to wear anything but pink.
2. Ramona
needs to bring a bottle with her wherever she goes to ensure that she always
has something to drink.
3. Carlton
has a “playroom” in her house.
4. LuAnn
is constantly telling everyone that she is royalty.
5. Yolanda
refuses to have anything but juice at every meal.
6. Teresa
tends to throw food and flip tables when she doesn’t get her way.
7. Jill
needs to work on using her “inside voice”.
8. Brandi
doesn’t see anything wrong with someone peeing by the side of a pool at a
party.
9. Kim
Z. hates it when her parents show up at her events.
