1. Erika Girardi has created an entire profession that revolves around playing dress-up.
2. When things go his way, Fredrick Eklund kicks his feet up and does a happy dance.
3. Jeff Lewis throws massive temper tantrums when things do not go his way.
4. Kandi Burruss has created a whole business centered around selling "toys".
5. Every time Kim Fields goes on a girl's trip she becomes terribly homesick.
6. Lisa Vanderpump's dream gift is a miniature horse.
7. Luann de Lesseps needs some work on her listening skills. And her name-calling.
8. Sonja Morgan keeps getting visits from the tooth fairy for all of her missing teeth.
9. Vicki Gunvalson has been known to accidentally pee in her pants instead of the potty.
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